BHAI BHAI ENGLISH SEEKH GAYA, AB 7000 WALI RUSSIAN CHAIYE!

Yaar, yeh baat suno. Mera bhai, jaise, ab English hi bolta hai. Zyaada. But now he wants to be a global boss. He says, "Ab toh Russian chaiye." I told him, "Bhai, ek saal baad!" But he's adamant. He keeps saying, "Ab tohchaa chaiye! Mere ko toh yeh samajh nahin aata! ". I don't know what to do. Kaise bataoussey? Help! English Sikoor Ke Tere Bhai N